if you say rhinoceros really slow it sounds like rhinoceros but a really slowed down version of it
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
We all got jobs to do.
You do a lot for us. For the kids. You sacrifice a lot. Is there anything you wouldn’t do for the people here?
wow way to be rude cat
ting ting ting tingtingtingtingTINGTINGTINGTINGTINGTING
Beethoven did this too, and he was a genius.
beethoven was not a cat
Yes he was
Beethoven was a dog didn’t you see the movies there were like 4
“First, you need to weaken the target Pokémon”
I can not stop laughing at this. The people next to him
I love how they just fucking throw that last domino.
WAIT DID SOMEONE THROW A DOMINO AT IT BECAUSE THAT ONE PART DIDNT FALL IM DYiNG
I need feminism because a senator actually referred to a pregnant woman as a ‘host’.
Not a woman. Not a mother. A ‘host’.
You know what a host is?
It’s the victim of a parasite.
So this pro-life dude just made an argument against his own agenda.
And also, a host?
Fuck that shit.